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It's safe to say that the most dangerous and/or infuriating drivers on the road these days are old people (The bastards). These are the fucks who dive 5 in a 55 with their blinker on for hours clogging up traffic for miles because everyone (including the assholes who normally box you in at 60 mph because they think that going 5 over the speed limit warrants driving in the passing lane) are trying to pass them. If these were there only driving flaws they possessed it wouldn't be a problem. Unfortunately these twats randomly change lanes (for seemingly no reason at all) without looking and almost always have there break lights on. Most people (by most people I mean left wing pussy's) think these old shits should be allowed to drive (I know it's ridiculous) they justify this bullshit with statements like "teens are in more accidents" and "it's age discrimination". And right after you think they can't be any more full of shit they completely blindside you with this one "You can't take away the freedom of driving". Sigh... GOD DAMMIT YOU STUPID SONS OF BITCHES!!! Let's look at the flawed logic behind these arguments one by one.
Argument 1.) "Teens are in more accidents." Yes this is true most studies agree it's because of lack of experience. However this logic would suggest the old drivers (the ones with the most experience) would be the best drivers. This is very untrue meaning there is another factor or factors to consider.
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Argument .)"You can't take away the freedom of driving."
It's really amazing (to me at least) but some assholes will still argue after hearing their lame arguments shot to hell. Normally I would tell them to fuck off and then proceed to stop their heart with a couple 500,000 volt bursts of well deserved stun gun goodness or at the least a sound kick to their nuts. But seeing as this is a written article I'll have to settle with real events where these evil murdering bastards (the old people not the assholes pay attention) take innocent lives.
July 18, 00an 86 year old democrat while fleeing the seen of a prior accident pulled onto a street market filled with people and once he realized the street was closed and filled with people he attempted to slam on the brakes however because of his confused and scared state he accidentally (according to him) stepped on the gas. Here is where it gets interesting he accidentally hit the gas peddle and held it down for two blocks hitting 54 people killing 10 and injuring many more (some of which were put into critical condition).
Late 18a car driven by a 76 year old woman hit and killed a 4 year old boy being pushed in a stroller by his grandmother
Mid 18Lodi a motorcycle cop and father of two young daughters was struck and killed while chasing a speeder by a car driven by a 86 year old man who pulled into his path
Unknown date- a 15 year old was killed when crossing a Santa Monica street by a 6 year old women who took the behind the wheel drivers test in 118.
These are just a few of the many instances where the old bastards have killed at least one person while conveniently remaining unharmed. Personally I think its time things changed once someone reaches the age of 75 they should lose their license some believe that the old bastards should be allowed to retest every year to keep their license. I disagree after the age of seventy five the time it takes to become unable drive safely (because of mental or physical reasons) occurs in a matter of months not years. So you can plainly see that these old shits need to be stopped before they kill any more innocent people and I have mount rockets to the front of my car and blow the fuckers of the road by myself.
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